[RocketsNW] A DEBT OF GRATITUDE

[Paul Bogdanich]

	I think everyone who flies model rockets owes me a debt of gratitude.  For 
you see I have become convinced that it was I who made the ultimate 
sacrifice and put into heavenly motion the chain of events that deregulated 
APCP.  You see I applied for, and received, my LEUP.  Therefore, now that I 
have a LEUP, the forces that control the universe thought it right and just 
that it should become as a useless appendage.  Completely irrelevant.  Like 
me.
	This is kind of like the way I buy and sell stocks.  I buy a stock, it 
goes down.  I sell a stock, it goes up.  I try something smart like selling 
covered calls and the stock absolutely soars.  I bring a shovel to a launch 
my rockets don't burn in.  I forget the shovel and the unspeakable 
happens.  Yes friends, neighbors, fellow rocketeers  it was me.  No need to 
thank me today, just buy me a beer the next time you see me.  I am sure to 
need it.