[RocketsNW] The Red Dragon (a tale of tales)

[Scott Berfield]

Interesting take on things. You obviously have way more free time than is healthy :)

From: Dave Proffitt [mailto:bigrockets at verizon.net]
Sent: Monday, November 17, 2008 01:24 PM
To: 'OROC List'
Subject: [RocketsNW] The Red Dragon (a tale of tales)

And so it came to pass that a red dragon rose up out of the sea. And he breathed his foul breath on the middle east, and it didst scorch the land and there was a loud wailing and gnashing of teeth. And the multitudes of these lands became cranky, and hot for the climate had changed into an abomination unto the earth. Cunning was the dragon for he left blasphemous scriptures for the people of these lands. These scriptures were of falsehoods and rebuked all peoples except for the few that read his word. And these other peoples were call infidels. An lo the dragon spoke to some cranky, dirty and hot prophets and didst beguile them with his silver tong saying " ye that follow me shalt be granted life everlasting." Ye must destroy the infidels before you." He commanded them to go out unto the multitudes and speak his words, and they did this and all was bad. His disciples didst make a long journey unto the land called America. By treachery didst take over three air liners and flew them into two dwellings called the Twin Towers. There was fire and brimstone and death and much suffering. And these same peoples also flew another airliner into a strange shaped abode and there was more fire and brimstone and suffering. The Americans hearts were filled with grief and misery. And they didst give this thing a name and it was called 911 and it was the mark of the dragon. The Americans hearts were hardened and they wanted some payback. The leader of these peoples was a man from Texas named Bush. The American armies didst sojourn unto the land of the hot and cranky, and great battles were fought. The battles continue on unto this day. There arose out of the nations a cry to end the war, for some of these people had forgotten what the disciples of the red dragon had done unto America. And it came to pass that a new leader should be brought forth unto the multitudes of American. And his name was of the peoples of the red dragon. There was much lamenting of his rise to power. He was to speak to the multitudes and he would not recite the Pledge of Allegiance for his lips were sealed and he would not salute the flag either. A little girl in the multitudes beseeched her mother saying" Mother why doesn't that man have his hand over his heart?" And the mother hearing this said to her child, "because he has no heart my child." This man came to power and he didst battle with the NRA and the Lyngdal-Proffitt armies for he forbade his multitudes to own guns. And some of the democrats heard this and thought it was good. And it came to pass that Fred Azinger and his friends didst frequent a clan called OROC. This was a nomadic tribe that sojourned unto the lands of Black Rock and Brothers and hither and yon. And these disciples of OROC didst make large spears of all sizes and didst command them to leap unto the heavens and they did this and on their feet were fire and brimstone and pillars of smoke didst' issue forth from the spears and there was much rejoicing during these gatherings. These disciples didst make up their own fire and brimstone for their spears and it was called research. There was much usage of a earthen element called Ammonium Perchlorate. This caused the fire and brimstone to be brilliant and to make the spears rise high unto the heavens. And so the new leader was watching TV and saw a program showing these spears. And he decided that this was far more of an abomination than his gun control wars had been. And so it came to pass that he didst try to beseech his scribes and Pharisees to pass laws against using AP. And he wanted these spears to become dull and blunted. And lo the Angel Alex didst appear unto the leader whom his peoples call "O". And Alex descended from heaven and on his right side was KMJK and there was a bright blue "Aqua Flame" surrounding them and "O" saw this and was sore afraid. And Alex spoke to O in a voice as loud as a thousand P motors saying " Dude! Get thee back from thy AP!" Thou art an abomination unto OROC and thou shalt not bear false witness unto the scribes and Pharisees of the land." And O heard this and was sore afraid and did not speak. And KMJK didst address O saying in a voice and loud as 600 M motors, " If thee does not repent and leave the land of OROC till the end of days I shall seek thee out. I will bind thee to my immaculate Bomarc and launch thee unto the heavens for all to see." And Alex heard this and knew that it was good and a smile didst play acrossed his face. Now O heard this and there was a loud wailing and gnashing of his teeth that arose from him. And into the lands of the red dragon he dids't depart. And there came from the lands of OROC much laughter and merriment and there were propellant parties till hell wouldn't' have them. To be continued....... Dave Proffitt Scribe to the tribes of OROC

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Interesting take on things. You obviously have way more free time than is healthy :)
From:
Dave Proffitt [mailto:bigrockets at verizon.net]
Sent:
Monday, November 17, 2008 01:24 PM
To:
'OROC List'
Subject:
[RocketsNW] The Red Dragon (a tale of tales)
And so it came to pass that a red dragon rose up out of the sea. And he breathed his foul breath on the middle east, and it didst scorch the land and there was a loud wailing and gnashing of teeth. And the multitudes of these lands became cranky, and hot for the climate had changed into an abomination unto the earth. Cunning was the dragon for he left blasphemous scriptures for the people of these lands. These scriptures were of falsehoods and rebuked all peoples except for the few that read his word. And these other peoples were call infidels. An lo the dragon spoke to some cranky, dirty and hot prophets and didst beguile them with his silver tong saying " ye that follow me shalt be granted life everlasting." Ye must destroy the infidels before you." He commanded them to go out unto the multitudes and speak his words, and they did this and all was bad. His disciples didst make a long journey unto the land called America. By treachery didst take over three air liners and flew them into two dwellings called the Twin Towers. There was fire and brimstone and death and much suffering. And these same peoples also flew another airliner into a strange shaped abode and there was more fire and brimstone and suffering. The Americans hearts were filled with grief and misery. And they didst give this thing a name and it was called 911 and it was the mark of the dragon. The Americans hearts were hardened and they wanted some payback. The leader of these peoples was a man from Texas named Bush. The American armies didst sojourn unto the land of the hot and cranky, and great battles were fought. The battles continue on unto this day. There arose out of the nations a cry to end the war, for some of these people had forgotten what the disciples of the red dragon had done unto America. And it came to pass that a new leader should be brought forth unto the multitudes of American. And his name was of the peoples of the red dragon. There was much lamenting of his rise to power. He was to speak to the multitudes and he would not recite the Pledge of Allegiance for his lips were sealed and he would not salute the flag either. A little girl in the multitudes beseeched her mother saying" Mother why doesn't that man have his hand over his heart?" And the mother hearing this said to her child, "because he has no heart my child." This man came to power and he didst battle with the NRA and the Lyngdal-Proffitt armies for he forbade his multitudes to own guns. And some of the democrats heard this and thought it was good. And it came to pass that Fred Azinger and his friends didst frequent a clan called OROC. This was a nomadic tribe that sojourned unto the lands of Black Rock and Brothers and hither and yon. And these disciples of OROC didst make large spears of all sizes and didst command them to leap unto the heavens and they did this and on their feet were fire and brimstone and pillars of smoke didst' issue forth from the spears and there was much rejoicing during these gatherings. These disciples didst make up their own fire and brimstone for their spears and it was called research. There was much usage of a earthen element called Ammonium Perchlorate. This caused the fire and brimstone to be brilliant and to make the spears rise high unto the heavens. And so the new leader was watching TV and saw a program showing these spears. And he decided that this was far more of an abomination than his gun control wars had been. And so it came to pass that he didst try to beseech his scribes and Pharisees to pass laws against using AP. And he wanted these spears to become dull and blunted. And lo the Angel Alex didst appear unto the leader whom his peoples call "O". And Alex descended from heaven and on his right side was KMJK and there was a bright blue "Aqua Flame" surrounding them and "O" saw this and was sore afraid. And Alex spoke to O in a voice as loud as a thousand P motors saying " Dude! Get thee back from thy AP!" Thou art an abomination unto OROC and thou shalt not bear false witness unto the scribes and Pharisees of the land." And O heard this and was sore afraid and did not speak. And KMJK didst address O saying in a voice and loud as 600 M motors, " If thee does not repent and leave the land of OROC till the end of days I shall seek thee out. I will bind thee to my immaculate Bomarc and launch thee unto the heavens for all to see." And Alex heard this and knew that it was good and a smile didst play acrossed his face. Now O heard this and there was a loud wailing and gnashing of his teeth that arose from him. And into the lands of the red dragon he dids't depart. And there came from the lands of OROC much laughter and merriment and there were propellant parties till hell wouldn't' have them. To be continued....... Dave Proffitt Scribe to the tribes of OROC